What starts with f and ends in uck? FIRETRUCK!
What starts with p and ends in orn? POPCORN!
What starts with d and ends in ick? DRUMSTICK!
"I wasn't that drunk"
"Dude, you threw a sock at a midget and shouted : Dobby, be free!"
Apple = Health = Strength = Looks = Girls = Sex = Aids = Death
Now..Who wants an apple?